You a Stargate SG-1 fan? Want a LEGO replica of the Asgard Beliskner Battle Ship? Got $3,500? Live in or around Highland Park, Illinois? Willing to drive there? If so you’re in luck because eBay user fentonhardy is selling the ship of your dreams! AFTER THREE MONTHS OF HARD WORK AND TENS OF THOUSANDS OF [...]

On December 18th, 2008, a 10 year-old 5th grader named Chao Qun Zheng went to his elementary school in HeNan, China. When his teacher, Guo, found out that young Zheng had not completed his homework, she flipped out. “She was very angry at the time,” he said. “She ripped and twisted my cheeks with both [...]

BACON’D! by Kevin Bacon

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Every once in a while, someone in public office decides that the city’s prostitutes need managing. In 1918, the director of the Kansas State Board of Health complained to Tom Pendergast about the number of soldiers who contracted venereal disease while on leave in Kansas City. Pendergast promised health exams and jail sentences in an [...]

First there was ethanol. Then there was butanol. Now there’s an alcohol biofuel poised to put both to shame. Using new tricks of the trade, scientists at UCLA have synthesized an alcohol molecule that has as many carbon atoms as a molecule of gasoline. It releases as much energy per gallon and can be dropped [...]

POLITICS White House? You Mean That Place on Maple and Elm? Do you remember what happened November 4, 2008? Took out the trash. Walked the dog. Voted for the 44th president of the United States. That last one was pretty big news to a lot of people, but not to the publisher of the Sapulpa [...]

TRACKED BY CELL, WITH HELP FROM GOOGLE Using technology more commonly seen in television crime dramas, an Athol police officer and a deputy chief in the town’s Fire Department were able to track a woman and her allegedly kidnapped 9-year-old granddaughter to a motel in south-central Virginia. photoString+=’<table cellpadding=”2″ cellspacing=”0″ border=”0″ width=250><tr><td Class=”textsm”><a href=”javascript:NewWindow(800,640,\’/apps/pbcs.dll/misc?url=/templates/zoom.pbs&Site=WT&Date=20090107&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=901070289&Ref=V2&Profile=1116&caption=Rose%20Maltais\’);”><CENTER><img src=”http://images.telegram.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=WT&Date=20090107&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=901070289&Ref=V2&Profile=1116″ [...]

ABC News reported about a possible UFO flying over the skies of Salt Lake City, Utah, yet many have predicted such a device would be used by Homeland Security. Despite the mysterious nature of the report produced by, as The Right Perspecitve’s Frank from Queens calls The Ministry of Lies, a DHS project involving blimps [...]

Philip Berg , the Kabbalah King of the Los Angeles based Kabbalah Centre must have been praying hard in 2007.  He may have also offered up human sacrifices of non-believers to his self-styled Kabbalah gods.   Madonna, the face-lifted public face of the celebrity Kabbalah movement has put forth some serious “Kabbalah Dollars’  to the group.  [...]